<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823284220419947064</id><updated>2011-07-08T09:07:20.590-07:00</updated><category term='Watergator'/><category term='Egg Watermellon'/><category term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Wise Words of Watergator Worldly Wisdom</title><subtitle type='html'>The ins and outs of a Watergators daily existence can be a complex and daunting adventure.  You can consider this blog to be your field guide to the wild and sometimes disastrous shenanigans of the elusive Watergator species.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Watergator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18171464596564168074</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wZMqT6eBUEw/SWVxkjkG30I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/gqrR1RgdSkQ/S220/watergator.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823284220419947064.post-1854945117914302398</id><published>2009-06-22T08:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T08:49:47.293-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Luau 4</title><content type='html'>That's right baby, I'm back and will be bringing friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Luau 4 is scheduled for August 15th, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be there or I will hunt you down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watergator out-&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823284220419947064-1854945117914302398?l=water-gator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/feeds/1854945117914302398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/06/luau-4.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/1854945117914302398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/1854945117914302398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/06/luau-4.html' title='Luau 4'/><author><name>Watergator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18171464596564168074</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wZMqT6eBUEw/SWVxkjkG30I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/gqrR1RgdSkQ/S220/watergator.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823284220419947064.post-407452102382719240</id><published>2009-01-07T19:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T19:46:48.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This explains sooooooooooo much!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8179/watermelon3jl5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 532px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 428px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8179/watermelon3jl5.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20080701/watermelon-a-natural-viagra"&gt;http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20080701/watermelon-a-natural-viagra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823284220419947064-407452102382719240?l=water-gator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/feeds/407452102382719240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-explains-sooooooooooo-much.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/407452102382719240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/407452102382719240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-explains-sooooooooooo-much.html' title='This explains sooooooooooo much!'/><author><name>Watergator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18171464596564168074</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wZMqT6eBUEw/SWVxkjkG30I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/gqrR1RgdSkQ/S220/watergator.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823284220419947064.post-325024580826071590</id><published>2009-01-07T19:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T19:35:18.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Watergator approved attire</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/09/21/watermelon-bikini/"&gt;http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/09/21/watermelon-bikini/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823284220419947064-325024580826071590?l=water-gator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/feeds/325024580826071590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/01/watergator-approved-attire.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/325024580826071590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/325024580826071590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/01/watergator-approved-attire.html' title='Watergator approved attire'/><author><name>Watergator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18171464596564168074</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wZMqT6eBUEw/SWVxkjkG30I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/gqrR1RgdSkQ/S220/watergator.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823284220419947064.post-4031772055146217198</id><published>2009-01-07T19:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T19:17:54.224-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Watergator'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Egg Watermellon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godzilla'/><title type='text'>Godzilla is a chump.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://i39.tinypic.com/2cifa0y.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 500px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 375px" alt="" src="http://i39.tinypic.com/2cifa0y.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This just in, a rumored cousin to the Watergator has been located in Japan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Gaint_Godzilla_Egg_KILL_IT"&gt;http://digg.com/comedy/Gaint_Godzilla_Egg_KILL_IT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823284220419947064-4031772055146217198?l=water-gator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/feeds/4031772055146217198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/01/godzilla-is-chump.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/4031772055146217198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8823284220419947064/posts/default/4031772055146217198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://water-gator.blogspot.com/2009/01/godzilla-is-chump.html' title='Godzilla is a chump.'/><author><name>Watergator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18171464596564168074</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wZMqT6eBUEw/SWVxkjkG30I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/gqrR1RgdSkQ/S220/watergator.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i39.tinypic.com/2cifa0y_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823284220419947064.post-272507599060154971</id><published>2009-01-07T14:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T14:50:15.482-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/3178253440_b6369d6b40.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; 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