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About Me
- Watergator
- As a young watergator I grew up on a farm in the countryside. My days were peacefull and calm, but that all changed on my 18th birthday when I was picked and taken to the city. The big city changed me, I fell in with a bad crowd and started experimenting with booze and loose women. My nights were wild and crazy....
But how do I know if the watergator is right for me?
ReplyDeleteThe Watergator is a unique creature and is not totally compatible with all suitors. People under the age of 21 are urged to avoid the Watergator. Women who are pregnant, or do not wish to become pregnant should avoid long term exposure to the Watergator. People with heart conditions or diabetes should not enjoy the company of the Watergator. No one should ever, ever taunt a Watergator. People with something productive to do the following week should not hang out around the Watergator.
ReplyDeletePlease seek out your local Watergator handling representative for further warnings, and to see if Watergator is right for you.